Because we were tired of Bonham diggin’ holes and otherwise letting weeds take over our patch of dirt. Bonham loves to scratch his back in the grass. Randomly during walks he will plop over on some random neighbor’s lawn and go crazy pants on us scratchin’ his back and baring his teeth like a mad dog. Then he’ll get up like nothing happened and continue the walk. We went to Home Depot and picked up a $15 bag of “Just Add Water” sod and grass combo. One week later we have the beginning of a 6×4 foot front lawn! I can just see us wrastin’ and playin’ catch. Maybe invite the boys over for some football. I could put a hammock up. Pay the neighbor’s kid to mow the lawn. It’s the American Dream my friends. And I’m livin’ it.